This Cute Pet

Cat Joke

A man wanted to get rid of his wife's cat.
He decided to drive the cat to a town 20 miles away and set it loose.
When the man pulled into his driveway, the cat was there to greet him.

The next day, the man decided to drive the cat to another town 30 miles away from his home and set it free. Again, the cat beat the man home.

So the man went to the next state, 65 miles east of his home.He got on to the highway and drove, the whole time thinking what a great idea it was and how the cat would never be able to find it's way home.He dropped the cat in a park and got back on to the highway to get home.

Hours later, being so sure of his plan,the man called home and asked his wife: " is the cat there?"."Yes," the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"

The man answers: "Put that doggone cat on the phone. I'm lost and I need directions!"
The cat sat snuggled up to the wife and insisted on sleeping instead of helping the man.