This Cute Pet

House Rules for Dogs

1. If you have to throw up, get into a chair to do it, QUICKLY! If you can't manage that in time, get to an expensive Oriental rug. If no Oriental rug is available, any good rug will do.

2. ALWAYS accompany guests to the bathroom. Make sure they don't take anything by keeping an eye on them.

3. When supervising anything going on in the kitchen, sit on the heels of the cook. Be sure to use your best begging eyes when they look down.

4. When a door is opened for you to go out, it's not necessary to use it. If you are ordered to go outside , stand halfway in and halfway out and think about several things. Do this especially during very cold weather, rain, snow, and mosquito season.
5. Begin people training early in order to insure that you have a smooth-running household. You ma need to be extra firm about the bed (be nice, allow humans to lie on wither side of you).